New Diggs

Its that time of year again, summer has ended and school has begun. Unfortunately, I wont be spending the majority of my days out on the deck of our beloved Capula Suite. No, those days are gone. But I did manage to find a pretty nifty spot of my own, and since it is a new year, what better way to celebrate a new apartment with a new blog? My new apartment is in a little place called Collegiate Station, a nice village of apartments all centering around a swimming pool. Needless to say, Im pretty excited about this place, for a few reasons. First, there's a pool. Which means when I am bored I can simply grab a lawn chair and hang by the pool. It also means that I can creep on that same pool at any given moment..my room is on the third floor with a prime view of the swimming area....I promise I'll keep my pants on. But I think my favorite part of my room are the decorations that I got for it-please, save the gay jokes for later, it's pretty sweet.

First of all, you've got my prized Jackalope, Ralph, hanging in the living room. Incase you're wondering, a Jackalope is a large furry animal that looks a lot like an rabbit with antlers on its head. They are rare around these parts, but run rampant in Mexico and some parts of Mesopotamia, and have deadly combination of an unmatched aggression and an unlimited libido, often being said to feed on prey near by while mating at the same time. Once again, this is a REAL animal, and not a stuffed rabbit with antlers glued on his head.

The other great thing about my "bachelor pad" (I'm still working on a name for it) is that after two days, I already have an amazing pickup line that I can take to pine street. There's no way any girl will be able to resist "Hey, do you wanna come over to my apartment and check out my Tamarick Vanover poster?" Its simply too good.

If you dont know who Tamarick Vanover is..watch this video..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anej38ekS80&NR=1

Tamarick actually got kicked out of the League for stealing a car...and apparently buying $30,000 worth of pot from ex-teammate Bam Morris, but forget about that. He's still one Kansas City's best return men in my book.

Anyway that's all I've got, I'll leave you with a quote from Caddy Shack:

Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. - Ty Webb