Everybody's a comedian huh?

So Im having a hard time sleeping, which of course means its time for a blog. For no real reason, Im going to make a list of the worst jokes ever made.. here it goes

Why did the pirate watch the hangover?
-because it was rated ARRRRRRRRR

Whats black and white and red all over
-a zebra with chicken pox

What do you call a stripper with an attitude?
-a dirty blond

what was Liberace's middle name?
-faggot

How do you count to ten without using your fingers?
- you use your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road
-who the fuck cares?

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Simon Says
Simon says who?
...Simon didn't say anything yet. You're out. Bitch

What do you call an upside down mustache?
-I dont know. Why dont you call it an upside down mustache?

what is the capital of thailand?
-BANG KOK! (slaps nuts)

,,,If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a leek! (this one bothers me.. You cant intimidate some one by threatening to watch them take a piss.)

Are you happy to see me or is that an erection in your pants?....i hope its not both

Nobody flosses like Jeezy

What did the rice say to the uncooked fish?
-im on a roll



Ok, so now it really is getting late.. and I confess only the first two are jokes I had actually heard of. had to ad lib the rest.


Goodnight,


quote of the day


What do you call cheese that isnt yours?

nacho cheese