Alex moosman: the untold story

Ok, so its a work in progress, but so far this i what I have for a possible video......feel free to comment

The year was 2010, and things had never been better for Alex Moosman

He had all the girls:..

Everyone knew his name:….

And he never had to spend one dollar of his own money in warrensburg:….

But things weren’t always as great as they are now. Believe it or not, there was a time…when alex moosman wasn’t the tits. No, in fact he was the farthest thing from the tits.

Junior high: Moos shows up in school, dressed funny, makes a few awkward attemps to say hi. Gets rejected by a girl.

Things weren’t quite the same for alex back then. He couldn’t smile his way our of arguments..,
He didn’t have a major say in every political arument
And he definetly, did not have his share of the ladies…

That’s because, back then he was known as jimmy bottomsocks, a weasily twelve year old who couldn’t say hi to an attractive girl without creaming his pants. Life wasn’t so good for jimmey…er moos, but little did he know, his life was about to change forever.

One day Jimmy ran away from school after one of his best friends set him up for a swirly. Confused and alone, he kept running, and running,, until he hit the woods.
When he got there, he saw a strange old man sitting beneath one of the caves.
He asked Jimmy to come over..at first jimmy refused..but then the old man offered some candy, and jimmy went into the cave with the old man.

The old man looked at Jimmy and said. “I know you, youre that faggott that everybody picks on all the time..right?”
He offered the boy help, since he was a wise old man, and had been through many winters in his day,

The old man thought for a second, and finally it came to him. What is your name he asked..from now on, you will be known as alex moosman. You will need these [hands him two basketballs] two balls, two big balls. The are called basket-balls, a strange tool designed to be thrown through an iron hoop to get pussy. Use your balls, you are going to need them. And if you use these balls everyday, ESPECIALLY before gameday, you will become handsome. Your smile will charm even the pickiest woman, and you will get so much pussy that eventually you will get sick of it and live with the first girl that sleeps over..and never decides to leave.

Use your balls moos, use them and you will never be let down…..

On that day alex moosman was born. What came to be, is the stuff of champions